Random Chain Reaction Story-DO NOT MESS IT UP! (Real Warriors)

Okay when my failed one before became Forestclan so let us not mess it up! It is a story where one person writes one random thing about whatever the last perosn wrote about. Example: Lionblaze was hunting by Shadowclan when he...
Heard a strange noise and died.
See^^^^^^ That si whats I meant

Lionblaze was walking by the Shadowclan border when all of a sudden he....

You continue!^ Make it funny and random about him and they become lots of fun! Anyone can particpate! End it in ......

Saw a big giant black wolf running straightforward him

The wolf was very clumsy and looked like he was drunk.

Th wolf started talking, "I want you to mooooooooooove! Mooooooooo! I'm a coooooow

Lionblaze looked at the wolf-cow and they engaged in a staring contest. But then......

Flew in and picked up the wolf cow to go feed it to it's children

But the giant hawk was clumsy and dropped the cow-wolf in the middle of Thunderclans camp where the cow-wolf.....

got angry and ate Firestar's head. Sandstorm then let out an anguished cry and launched herself at the wolf cow and....

swalloded her and then burped. He then turned his attention to the the rest of the cats. He said to them "MAKE ME YOUR LEADER-OR DIE!!!!!" The cats then said....

"Tigerpelt!!! Help us!!!!" suddenly a giant invincible unkillable tiger emerged from the shadows. "Fiiiiiiiiine..." she sighed. She quickly killed ye hawk. Then she ran away, never to be seen again.

Who the heck is Tigerpelt????????????

But while the cats were celbrating the cow wolf was revived by an evil Ferncloud. She then announced to the clan that the wolf had been under her control the entire time and that she knew about the prophecy and she planned to use the fox to kill the Three. The hawk had been used by Brackenfur to stop her as he had found out. Ferncloud announced that she has another 99 cow-wolfs not including this one. She then also said that all of her the queens are working with her and she wanted to raise a kit army to help them as well. Then with her word, all 100 wolf-cows attacked Thunderclan, AND the queens(Ferncloud and Daisy, not Poppyfrost) kits attacked the clan as well. Thunderclan then......

Was completely destroyed because ppl spent too much Time on reaction stories instead of the actual rp!!!

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okay well here we go
thunderclan was like, omg what are we gonna do? so then Firestar came back to life since he is a leader after all, and he was really angry so he started attacking the cow-wolves. The clan was inspired and soon there was a war going on. But then Shadowclan for once decided to be helpful since they were bored and wanted to fight.
SOMEONE CONTINUE

Brackenfur realized though that the fight was useless-even with his undead flying hawk. So he flew/crashed into the leader dens as he was bleeding and dieing from his wounds. He had a broken leg and another one was loosely attached as it had been almost clawed off. He pushed a button underneath the leader's nest. All of a sudden the entire camp was floating in the air and had trasnformed into a high tech. floating fortress, courtesy of Geico. Brackenfur died but all the cow-wolfs and Shadowclan had been left alone to fight for themseves. Shadowclan then....

Continue someone!

Shadowclan then cursed at the thunderclan cats while darkstripe had fun flipping in middair.
But runningnose (shadow clan's medicine cat) came in with his cell phone and called the shadow clan
blimp and all the cats ran in and grabbed the machine guns that were convientiently in the blimp and
started shooting the cow wolves (and the occanisional thunderclan cat). Brakenfur then came back
to life somehow and ..... SOMEONE CONTINUE

said "OH SHADOWCLAN, WE HAVE A COOLER FLTYING MACHINE THEN YOURS!" that then started the two to fight-Shadowclan with machine guns and Thunderclans with bazookas. It was chaos. Meanwhile the cow-wolfs were forgotten and claimed victoy to whatever was left of Thunderclans camp and also claimed Shadowclan's camp. They then split up 50 cow-wolfs heading to Windclan another 50 heading to Riverclan. Riverclan then called upon Willowshine the GREAT to save the camp. She made the camp and the cats invinsible. But then Mothwing stepped on Leapordstar's grave, and then Leopardstar returned from the dead a s an undead flying goddess of cat-people. She then said to Mothwing...........

CONTINUE!

"Alright Mothwing BWAK BWAK BWAK!!!" Leopardstar screamed. Mothwing was quite confused. While Leopardstar bwaked, Mothwing tried to calm her down. Suddenly, Leopardstar grew wings and flew around in random circles. Mothwing looked up and said...

CONTINUE!

"Leopardstar have you taken to the skies? You know we can control the sea!" and with Rivercland hurried into their non-inviible luxurious submarines and headed for new lands and new sights. The cow-wolfs conquered Riverclans territory and then headed on to Windclan. Windclan reacted by putting a large bomb in the middle of the camp. But it exploded before it could kill the cow-wolfs. Many Windclan cats were dead and injured-but the ones alived escaped and joined the Tribe of Rushing Water-beacuse they were going white-water rafting and hiking and canoeing and camping. And the other clans weren't. The cow-wolfs took control of Windclans territory and began building a golden palace for Fernclaoud. Ferncloud ordered.......

Stormclan burst in, their giant wolf bodies with wings soaring throughout the skies. The leader, Aurora, best friend of the tiger, surveyed the damage and her loyal subjects. Her herald, Mist, howled the warning call and announced, "Subjects of queen Aurora, harken to her voice." and queen Aurora spoke: "Fourscore and seven hers ago. Our dinosaur fathers brought forammals onto this new earth, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to equality. Being peaceful creatures, I order you to stop."

Ferncloud said "Shut up you idiot! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!!!!!!" and with that Ferncloud ate some pie in her giant nest teh size of Thunderclans camp while her cow-wolfs began marching to the mountains of the Tribe of Rushing Water to mine for gold for the palace of the O Great Ferncloud and to kill all cats there as well. A pretty normal assigment. The Tribe of Rushing Water then........

told brook where small fish swim to go find the hot air balloon. Soon it was hooked up and the cats piled in and started to float away. They left stormfur by accident but were already 10 miles away when they noticed. Then brook jumped over the side screaming that she could not be without her loved one and no one saw her again. meanwhile the cow wolves found the camp and killed stormfur immediately when they found there was no gold (only copper). the cow wolves went back to ferncloud and told her. She was upset so she killed one. Suddenly Ravenpaw jumped into the camp and....

SOMEONE CONTINUE!!

Aurora struck down ferncloud immediately. "I will not tolerate your
Insolence, cat."

killed Aurora, who had just killed Fernclod. He told them that Ferncloud had been a decoy and he was the real mastermind. He wanted to step out of Firestar's shadow and be known to the world. By conquering humantiy and all of Earth, of course. Stormclan scattered and ran around in circled like dogs, crieing out "WE'RE NOT WORTHY!" over and over again. Then....

Ravenpaw died of heart failure. The End.



JUST KIDDING!! APRIL FOOLS!

Sotrmclan jumped up from the dead and laughed. "Silly gooses, we can't die!"

"NO ONE CARES! NOW GO JUMP INTO A DITCH AND DIE SOME MORE!" shouted Ravenpaw.

Meanwhile, Shadowclan and Thunderlcan had agreed on a temporary peace treaty and then began waging an all-out war against the cow-wolves below. They bombed them all and killed many-friend and foe. Actually they moght have killed more friends then foes-OOPS!

The Tribe of Rushing Water continued to float up into the sky and then went so high that some dissapeared and became stars-or died of lack of air. Then Brooks flying kits, Lark and Pine flew and said that they were angels from above and said that they would guide them to safety, so they flipped over the hot air balloon and the Tribe of Rushing Water crashing down on Ravenpaw and Stormclan and the cow-wolves.

During the fall a lesser known cat known as Sheer Path Beside Waterfall landed on Ravenpaw and his heavy weight crushed him and killed him and broke his heart.

Also Crag Where Eagles Nest fell on Aurora who had been revived and killed her and crushed her heart. Then he became a wanted cat as Stormclan pursued him through the mountains. He went to the intruders camp but they were all dead and saw Swoop of Chesnut Hawk who he thought had been taken away by an eagle and saw lots of rocks. She then said she had been taken to its nest and then a huge floating roc came, and said that rocs the birds are actually giant floating rocks! She was taken away and was worshipped by them in their camp-the Stonehedge. She was the fabled goddess Rockella and would rule over them. She led them into battle and killed off the intruders and then went in to say they have really good food-but Crag wanted a place to find so a roc offered to help him and he his underneath the roc and then it crushed his bones. She then said that everyone becomes very stupid around them except the goddess. Then Stormclan arrived on the scene, but because of the rocs they forgot what they were doing and then left.

Then.....

Okayyyyy....

CONTINUE!!!!

Stormclan looked around, and decided to destroy everything in sight.

But Ravenpaw waslike "Oh no! Can't do that!" and so he sent......

CONTINUE!!!!

PEACECLAN! They appeared and bowed to Ravenpaw, who was really Ravenstar of Peaceclan. He ordered "STOP STORMCLAN!" But...

then Stormclan truned into their Bersek form and becmae giant serpents! Then.....

Peaceclan became doves and started to attack the serpents! But Ravenstar...

said "Wait! No! Don't killn the serpents! I love serpents!" so then Peaceclan......

dived in to the sepents mouth and came out again so that they were mini serpents! But suddenly...

Stormclan revealed their ancient secret-they were really whales in disguise! They then......

almost died because there wasn't any water! Ravenstar go angry! He wailed so loud that the rocks blocking the sea crumbled and the sea rushed in! Then...
Gotta go! Be back in 10 mins.

the water destoyed the lake territory and Ravenstar dissapeared underneath the waves. Stormclan and Peaceclan then...

became one clan-Strangeclan! They dived down and found Ravenstar who was dying but he became one with Stromclan leader...

and made The Raven, a being of great power. The Raven sent Strangeclan to go find Skyclan, the clan that was misising in action. So Strangeclan.....

slithered across the river to the gorge where Skyclan lived! But Skyclan...

had been informed by Sol, who seemed to know everything. So they merged with the twolegs to form cat humans! The cat humans attacked Strangeclan so Strangeclan.....

became an animal that was cat+dove+serpents! But The Raven changed into a big raven and shrieked "We come here in peace! The cat Sol has a problem! Strangeclan, attack!" So Strangeclan attacked Sol! But...

Sol revealed himself to be the reincarnation of all of the founding leaders! So he......

Ordered them all to stop with a big sweep of his paw that blew them to a stop.! "This wasn't mean't to happen!" He shrieked. "We were..."

"...suppose to dance like monkeys!" he shrieked as he started dancing like a monkey. So Strangeclan....

started to dance like monkeys! Then The Raven realized this was a fake Sol so he killed it and released the real Sol! Then...

Bellastar jumped out of no where and started to do the Nyan cat dance, When...