Random Chain Reaction Story-DO NOT MESS IT UP! (Real Warriors)

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Okay when my failed one before became Forestclan so let us not mess it up! It is a story where one person writes one random thing about whatever the last perosn wrote about. Example: Lionblaze was hunting by Shadowclan when he...
Heard a strange noise and died.
See^^^^^^ That si whats I meant

Lionblaze was walking by the Shadowclan border when all of a sudden he....

You continue!^ Make it funny and random about him and they become lots of fun! Anyone can particpate! End it in ......

and made The Raven, a being of great power. The Raven sent Strangeclan to go find Skyclan, the clan that was misising in action. So Strangeclan.....

slithered across the river to the gorge where Skyclan lived! But Skyclan...

had been informed by Sol, who seemed to know everything. So they merged with the twolegs to form cat humans! The cat humans attacked Strangeclan so Strangeclan.....

became an animal that was cat+dove+serpents! But The Raven changed into a big raven and shrieked "We come here in peace! The cat Sol has a problem! Strangeclan, attack!" So Strangeclan attacked Sol! But...

Sol revealed himself to be the reincarnation of all of the founding leaders! So he......

Ordered them all to stop with a big sweep of his paw that blew them to a stop.! "This wasn't mean't to happen!" He shrieked. "We were..."

"...suppose to dance like monkeys!" he shrieked as he started dancing like a monkey. So Strangeclan....

started to dance like monkeys! Then The Raven realized this was a fake Sol so he killed it and released the real Sol! Then...

Bellastar jumped out of no where and started to do the Nyan cat dance, When...

Sol cried out "Copy Bellastar! Because...

Guys I think it's a little pointless to have this when it's more important that we rp on the actual forums.

Makes sense I guess...

Actually it is fun because...
It relieves the stress of rping.
And when you dont have anything else to do.
Plus when you are waiting for someone to rp.

I agree but... Tigerstar...

"....she is my daughter!" Sol cried. Strangeclan gasped in surprise and in their shock they......


CONTINUE!

...all fell into food comas until...

they began sleepwalking and attacking all the cats around them, including Bellastar, The Raven, Sol and Skyclan! The cats that weren't sleeping decided to...




CONTINUE!

...sing really badly so the sleeping cats would wake up! But SkyClan didn't agree and wanted to...

leave the gorge and go sky diving! But then Oceanstorm appeared, but he didn't look like he had slept for a few months. He said "I HAVE DONE IT! I HAVE BEATEN THE TIGER!" and then he collapsed and disinegrated into a pile of bones and dust. So the cats decided to.....



CONTINUE!

I need to go bikeriding but will b right back!

...sweep Oceanstorm's dust into a corner and make a drum set with his bones! MWAH HA HA HA! The cats were playing really loudly when...

the cliffs all around the gorge collapsed becase they were playing so loudly! Strangeclan then woke up from their slumber and the cats decided to.....




CONTINUE!

...eat some pie! Unfortunetly, all the pie was on the cliffs that had collapsed.....

so they decided to go into the twolegplace and buy some climbing gear. But unfortunatly they found out that the Tribe of Rushing Water had bought all the climbing gear so now they couldn't get their pie! So they.....



CONTINUE!

I LIKE SAYING CONTINUE SINCE IT WORKS!

CONTINUE!

It sounds like in Super Smash Bros Brawl, when you die in Subspace, it goes CONTINUE?

...broke out in a large, pie-deprived tantrum! The tribe of rushing water didn't want to cause such a ruckus, so they lead one climbing gear. However......

Sheer Path Beside Waterfall who was now the leader of the Tribe said "I am not going to share with anyone who likes pie so there!" he then stole back the climbing gear and ate all of the climbing gear so he wouldn't share. But because it ate it he swelled up like a balloon and.....


OOC-Lol they are making as new Super Smash Brothers not sure what is called tho.

Gasp! I hope they have more pokemon characters XP

...one of the StrangeClan cats grabbed on to Sheer Path's legs and steered him towards the pie...

and all the other cats grabbed on as well! But when they got up there they saw Swoop of Chesnut Hawk (Rockella) and her rocs dining with the rats and had just finished the last of the pie! So....

the strangeClan cats got really angry. They let go of Sheer Path's legs, and he floated up into the sky, and jumped onto the rocks to lick off the pie crumbs,..

but the rats were faster and ate the rest of the pie crumbs. Because they had never had anything as delicious as pie before they grew and all became the size of a T-Rex! They then destroyed the twolegplace and used the ruins of the twolegplace and the cliffs from the gorge to build a giant monument for pie! But then....

....the strangeClan cats thought the pie monument was a real pie. So they gnawed away at it until the rats found out. They....

then attacked the cats and using their mighty and stinky pie breath blew the cats away. The cats flew through the sky and then landed at the twolegplace by the lake! The cats then.....




CONTINUE?

... Got some breath mints for the rats!...

BUt the rats didnt like the brand of breath mints they got so they...

...Spit them out. Since they were huge, to the cats below it was like it was raining saliva covered meteors. Some ran in panic, thinking it was the end of the world, some were instantly knocked unconscious by the lethal mints. It seemed there was no hope until...

Leopardstar the flying undead goddess of cat people appeared! She then screamed "BWAK! BWAK! BWAK! BWAK!" and suddenly the giant breath mints stopped hitting the cats and floated up into the air and stayed there. Then Leopardstar screamed "BWAK! BWAK! BWAK!" and she flew away to some far off place. The cats then.....


CONTINUE!

...started worshipping Leopardstar as their savior from armegeddon. However, the pie gods got angry that they had been abandoned and their monument eaten, so they took the forms of the huge rats. They plotted the take over, when...

Starclan decided to stop the pie gods by making it rain pie! The cats were so happy they began devouring all the pie while the Pie gods were so happy they actually combusted and thus the giant rats died out. Skyclan declared this place holy and being cat humans and all, they began building an empire on the ground from the ruins of the cliffs and the twolegplace and the pie mounment and began building temples to the gods on the floating mints. Then...

... the tribe of rushing water came over to visit, and to have pie that they smelled from miles away. They were shocked to find a Mayan-like empire all dedicated to pie rising from the ground. In surprise, they...

all barfed on the temple and all the temples transformed into roman temples, which the tribe of the rusing water approved of. They then left to begin a mining and outdoor activities bussinesses. Skyclan worshipped their gods and made sacrifaces of mice and squirrels. Strangeclan decided to leave Skyclan and returned back to the lake only to find that the ocean water had flooded it and the surrounding area so now there was a big bay. Because of this they decided to...

...hold a big beach party! Then they would create a resort franchise that would spread like a virus through the world by selling cheap, needed stuff! StrangeClan was...

so happy that they had the beach part right away and built a huge, fancy resort on the bay in five seconds! They then began partying but then....

continue!

Firestar woke up from his coma that no one knew he fell into and started yelling at everyone about how the ocean was no where near them and that this wasn't geographically possible. The rest of Thunderclan was annnoyed that their leader was being such a partypooper so they...

killed Firestar and then revived him again! Now, they are FEARSOMEclan!!! But then suddenly....
(Yup, I'm back guys. Sorry for the delay. I really apologize.)

...A shark plows out of the water and Firestar jumps to kill it! but of course, Firestar is supposed to be super old so he dies again. The StrangeClan cats team up to fight the humonguous land-shark, and their efforts are futile. All hope was lost until..

The wind picked up and the dust from Oceanstorm's desinagrated body blew in the land shark's eyes. Blinded, it stumbled around aimlessly, flailing it's fins and knocking cats over. But the Fearsomeclan cats were ready for the land shark and...

such, when it began to rain. But the rain was actually acid rain! It burned the land shark and forced it to retreat into the depths of the lake. It burned the cats fur and froced them inside. Once inside the rain stopped but it was still dark outside and they realized that there was a giant floating object blocking the sun! They returned back outside to see what it was and when they did they saw the fortress move close and they saw on the floating fortress Thunderclan and Shadowclan cats! They then revealed that after Strangeclan left to go conquer Skyclan they felt like they had been abandoned so, hungry for war and blood, they waged a 30 minute war. Tens of cats died. the survivors realized what a horrible mistake they had made and decided to form into one clan-Monkclan! They dedicated their lives for enlightment and peace. They built a giant flying fortress like tmeple where they lived in and no one since the war journeyed on land or ground only in the sky. They began researchin the forces of the universe, cloning and mediating. They revealed that Fearsomeclan was actually the clone they made of all the Thunderclan cats that were made into their slaves and servants. But then the clones rebelled and began attacking them and wanting to fight so tey dumped them overboard. Along with the real Firestar since he was old and annoying and because the new cloned Firestar was young and handsome and charming and was their personal slave.
But then Strangeclan returned and wanting revenge against the clan that abandoned them plotted revenge. But since Monnkclan were pacifists and against violence it kinda limited their options. So they altered the rain so from now in this area it will rain acid rain. They also positioned their fortress so it blocked the sun so that everything around the bay will perish! By doing this there would be no violence and still could get revenge. The fortress then returned and it began raining acid rain again! The cat hurried inside the resort which was slowly dieing away in the acid.

As the days passed many cats became sick and dropped into comas, including Bellastar herself who had the most serious case. She didn't even breathe yet she was still alive. And her fur was wet like she at the bottom of an underwater camp in a clan called Oceanclan that was having a tsunami! Werid. Slowly everything around the bay began to die so Strangeclan decided to.....



THAT WAS LONG AND.....


CONTINUE!

Come down and mock the dieing cats. But the cats who weren't in comas attacked the Monkclan cats and they had a 29 minute war, making it the SHORTEST WAR EVER. But since Monkclan cats were pacificists, they couldn't attack back so yet were ultimately defeated. But the land shark had healed itself though it had not been able to fix it's vision. So the now blind land shark flopped onto the land and...

OOC-Strangeclan are't pacifists! Monkclan is. You got the clans connfused. Please edit it to make it sounnd better.

decided to make friends with Monkclan since he had heard they could heal his blind eyes. Monkclan promised to do that, but they ordered the Land shark (who's name is Ploppy Fergusson ) to attack Strangeclan and Fearsomeclan and eradicate them. The land shark then charged blindly at them and then began ruthlessly attacking a bush, since he thought it was a cat. The Strangeclan and Fearsomeclan cats took this oppurtunity to......


Continue Everyone!

ooc: .....you do know StrangeClan's new name apparently is FearsomeCLan, =right? Not two clans.

..have a dance party..

While the blind land shark still attacked the bush. Monkclan came to see how the fight was coming on but found everyone dancing!! So Monkclan...

...got bored of watching the cats dance. They provoked the land shark to stop attacking the bush, but he still....

continued to attack the land shark. Monkclan even more annoyed so they decided to send their Firestar clone to kill Strangeclan and Fearsomeclan but he then killed Blackstar who was the leader of Monkclan and said he was waiting for this moment where he would be able to rebel against Monkclan. He then took control of the flying fortress and piloted it to the resort where Strangeclan and Fearsomeclan were partying, intending to destroy Monkclan, Strangeclan and Fearsome as well as himself once and for all! But....


OOC-Um Fearsomeclan is the cloned Thunderclan cats. You even said it a few posts back. So there are three clans Monk, Strange and Fearsome. Oh and Strange are serpent, dove cat things but some are just serpents. LOL

No! Jay I think started calling StrangeClan FearsomeClan because they killed the land shark or something, so I mentioned it because everyone was thinking it was two different clans. Get it right!

.....Brambleclaw jumped into the flying fortress and attacked Firestar. "Just die already so I can become leader!" Brambleclaw screamed. Then....

OOC-Okay sorry.

IC-the flying fortress crashed into the resort and killed Brambleclaw. Monkclan was thrown away by the force of the impact. The resort and the flying fortress were now a huge burning mess of past dreams. Fearsomeclan decided to....

....cry a river in their loss. But, their tears only flooded the bay and caused the water to rush down the hills to make a huge salty waterfall! Then....

Midnight the badger came and started yelling at fearsokmeclan because they flooded her house with their waterfall of tears. But meanwhile, the Tribe of Rushing water got jealous of Fersomeclan's waterfall. They changed their name to Tribe of Rushing Tears, and cried an even bigger waterfall. Then fearsomeclan...

Got all dehydrated from crying out all those tears. They drank the tribe of Rushing Tears waterfall, but the salt only made them thirstier. They drained the bay and waterfall, but both were salt water. Finally, Leafpool...

became crazy from the dehydration. Her mouth was foaming and she had a crazed look in her eyes. She began ranting about a type of tree called soda trees. Fearsomeclan tried to help but she then.....

went insane. She started diffing a huge valley with her claws to get to the water underneath and the "soda trees". Crowfeather mewed, "My mate, you know soda onl makes you more dyhydrated?' but she ignored him. Then....