Random Chain Reaction Story-DO NOT MESS IT UP! (Real Warriors)

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Okay when my failed one before became Forestclan so let us not mess it up! It is a story where one person writes one random thing about whatever the last perosn wrote about. Example: Lionblaze was hunting by Shadowclan when he...
Heard a strange noise and died.
See^^^^^^ That si whats I meant

Lionblaze was walking by the Shadowclan border when all of a sudden he....

You continue!^ Make it funny and random about him and they become lots of fun! Anyone can particpate! End it in ......

Toshiro then came over and slew the badger who had taken zangetsu. Even after the zanpackto was returned Ichigo was still spazing out but that was okay because it was PARTY TIME! The celebrations ranged from Rome to London. After the party they would begin searching for a cure for the cursed royal family! Unfortunatley Midnight who had sneaked off to Bellastar had returned. This time she had a black rock, covered with poisonous water and emitted a dull gray glow and said "PROPERTY OF DARKCLAN" She used the rock and sealed the portal with the Seritei.....forever! The bleach people dissapeared. After that Midnight began to......

... Cry. The tribe of ____ (what are they called again?) got jealous because crying was their thing, so they had a cry-off. Haikuclan and Rangikuclan watched as Rome was flooded by everyones tears. Meanwhile, Raven...

sneaked off to fight Aizen. Hazeltail...

cried out "NO! Don't kill my dad! I mean I know he is a killer and all......but he's.......changed." she said. Suddenly Aizen appeared but he looked like a hippie and said "Yo what up me homies?" he asked. The cats all stared at him as Hachibami sighed in embarssement and wondered why he couldn't still be a killer.

But the cats of former Haikouclan were even more embarassed when they realized thy had been spelling haiku wrong. They decided to fire their editor for not catching that mistake, but one of the cats pointed out, their editor was Feathertail, but she died a really long time ago. BACK TO THE STORY. Raven read Aizen's mind an discovered that the hippie thing was just an act and the clothes were just an old Halloween costume. He was actually trying to kill them all!! So Raven decided to...

defeat him after eating some chicken nuggets! She did so and started to face off Aizen. But, it turned out only to be a hologram since all the Bleach people were sucked into that portal. Hazeltail, in denile,....

said "I miss my dada!" and started to cry. Suddenly London was flooded with the tears of Midnight, The Tribe of the Holy Tears and Hazel. The cats quickly returned back to Rome. During the trip, Midnight returned to the lake terriotories to destroy the cure that would wake up the English royal family. She also forced Hazel along with her. The Tribe of the Holy Tears got lost and went to Scandanvia where they began to learn to forget their crying habitats and become vikings! When the cats relaized this they decided to...

Become the Tribe of the Fierce Vikings. So they put on their Viking helmets and set off to find a cure for cancer. They built great laboritories and aqquired the knowledge of many sciences. They became a culutured society based around agriculuture and science. They named their great city Markovolv. Soon, they...

got bored and started plundering other clans. Haikuclan or Rangikuclan or whatever had gone to Rome and trained to be Spartans, and renamed themselves SpartanClan. They meet VikingClan for an epic showdown. Then....

they began fighting. The Tribe were lead by Brooks angelic, flying kits Lark and Pine who dropped bombs of death on the enemies(How angelic!) Spartanclan were led by Mistystar or as she liked to be called now, Kiri no Suta (or simply just Kiri) and used their zanpaktos to stab their enemies. It seemed the fight would never end until.....

Lark broke one of his wings and FELL TO THE EARTH. Gasp. Lark then died, and Brooke was so sad and angry she tried to kill everyone. But, thankfully, ....

Brook was actually just a ghost! When she fell off the hot air balloon before, she died. The cats laughed as she tried to kill them but she just passed right through them. Brook, who was very angry now, summoned all of Starclan and the Dark Forest. They then used their spiritual energy and all of their dead bodies can back to life as zombie cats! The spirits of the cats commanded the zombie cats to attack to punish all the cats for their crimes. The zombie cats began attacking all the cats! Now the ghosts began laughing as the zombie began destroying the city and killing cats. The cats decided to.......


OOC-Lark is a girl and Pine is a boy

....Use bait for the zombies! They put mouse toys and the zombie cats, still being cats, tried to play with them. While this happened, the remaining few cats of SpartaClan and VikingCLan ran away and back to living peacefully as regular forest cats in the forest. The cat zombies disintegrated later, and the Spirits returned to their lands, satisfied from living a bit, even as zombies. All was well until Pine, nursing and carefully coddling his grudge for Clan cats after the death of his mother and sister, decided to....

become a necromaner! He became Pine the Necromancer. He brought back the cat zombies but this time he made them into undead cat dragons! He sent them to destroy the cats of Spartanclan and the Tribe of the Fierce Vikings, who had recently came together and made Miceclan, after the mice toys that has saved them. The cat dragon zombies began attacking the cats but then Willowshine or as she liked to be called Yanagi no kagayaki (or just simply Yanagi) revealed that she was actually Brooks sister and said that she was actually Yanagi the Enchantress! She used her magical powers to attack the cat dragon things but then......

....the cat dragons things turned out to not be affected by the magic because Pine revealed he was also a Warlock! They swallowed Willowshine whole. THen..

they burperd Willowshine up, but this time she had been transformed into an evil zombie enchantress because of their salvia. She along with Pine began using their magical powers and destroying the cats while the dragons breathed fire on them. The cats, having no choice, fleed the ruined city of Markovolv and left for the lake territories, where hopefully they would be able to escape from their troubles. Before they left, they took the dead bodies of the cats with them and dragged them along because without them they would be lonely without them. They then headed to the lake territory. When they arrived.....


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ooc: Markovolv?

ic: they buried the dead bodies. But then, the dragons appeared overhead! Sorreltail tried to run away and a dragon picked her up in its claws and flew her away, screaming. Then,.....

OOC-The city Ice said. It was something like that.

IC-the dragon and Sorretail morphed together into one cat dragon! She then revealed that she was not Sorreltail, nor saw she Sorreltail's clone. She was the dragon goddess Doragon no josei, which meant Lady of the Dragons. She had came because there was dragons and dragos were her thing. She then made all the cat dragon zombies go into an enternal sleep and then the cats buried them in Windclans hills. She then used her mystical powers to make a great temple appear to worship as she was pretty special. She became the leader of Mouseclan which was renamed Dragonclan. Dragonclan began building a great city and great ships so they could begin to spread the Lady's belief, power and culture. But.....

But pine the necromaner warlock was plotting against them still. He knew he needed more powerful trips to breach Dragonclan's city. So he decided to do the most evil thing he could think of... HE BOUGHT ALL THE STOCK. AND HE SOLD IT ALL WHEN IT WAS VALUABLE, MAKING THE STOCK MARKET PLUNGE!! The Lady discovered pine was behind this and...

sent all of her sleeping dragons to awake and attack Pine! Unfortunatly they destroyed the stock INSTEAD of Pine who retreated to Rome to get allies in RavenMagicClan. Monkclan, who lived on the other side of the bay who had been building a fleet of airships and flying fortresses as well as running a missionairy, lost all of their money because of that. They then attacked Lady and took her prisoner. They then took control of her undead cat dragons and made them work to build their air fleets. When Dragonclan learned about this they....

...went over and burned all of the air ships. However, when they did this, the gas from the air ships blew up and oblitherated the dragons along with them and some MonkClan (If that's what it's called now) cats. Furious,.....

Monkclan used some fire from their burning air fleets and lit the Lady of the Dragons on fire. She slwoly began to burn and die as her skin crumpled like paper and became dust. Monkclan smiled and laughed wickedly. But then....

Everyone realized that The lady couldn't be burned, because she was a dragon and dragons are immune to fire. Monkclan was outraged and decided to kill her in another way, but

then the Lady revealed her shocking secret. She was actually a very lifelike paper dragon that could move just like a normla dragon. Like a robot but made of paper. Her old, physical body had been destroyed in a brutal war against the gods of pie and pineapples. Her allies, the gods of tacos had made her a paper dragon body in which her spirit could live in. She then continued to die and burn. Monkclan laughed and Dragonclan cried. Dragonclan then came up with a solution to save the Lady and their sorry butts! They decided to....

..burn the Lady! Because although dragons were immune to fire, paper wasn't. So....

the Lady began to die. Soon, her paper dragon body was gone-but her spirit lived on. Her spirit cursed Monkclan by making all the cats bald. The cats of Monkclan all lost their fur and then ran away crying. The Lady then left to find a new body to live in. And thus peace was restored. Dragonclan then began rebuilding its former city and established a nation called the Dragon Empire.

Meanwhile in Rome...
Ravenmagicclan were lonely because all the clans were gone. So The Raven used his mystic powers and teleported them to the lake. But there they could hear Dragonclan was in trouble, but they could not see them since they were on the other side of the bay. So they went over to Dragonclan and saw that....

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It was their leader, Drexellstar, formerly Brackenfur, 's birthday but THEY HAD NO CANDLES . So Ravenmagicclan......

under the order of The Raven went out into the world to find candles. But the world was in a horrible crisis-all the candles in the world had gone missing! Well, actually bought by Midnight. She was using them to make one huge candle to unite all the badgers so they could take over the world! Ravenmagicclan and Dragonclan quickly headed to Midnight, who was hiding out in the Old Forest territories, which were now a part of the twolegplace. Once they got there the cat clans decided to...


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steal the big candle, as it was amassing *vocab work!* all the badgers to it, besides using up all the wax that should have been for Drexellstar's birthday cake. But then some young warriors, lead by Tigerheart, started a "Who can blow out the huge fire first" which ultimetly ended in more than a few burnt whiskers, a few large things on fire, and the cats being spotted by the amassed badgers and Midnight. Roaring, the badgers began climbing the candle to where the clan cats floated above...............

the badger and the candle on their flying machines that they had stolen from Monkclan! The cats flew in the sky, taunting the angry badgers below. Midnight smiled as she waited. Suddenly, a huge figure made of clouds appeared! It was the last pie god left, Pumpkin. He was angry at the cats for destroying everything he ever had and created a huge storm with rain and lightning and wind that brought the cats crashing down onto the ground. The badgers then...

first laughed at the isght of a pumpkin god and the cats falling, but it quickly tuned to horror as they realized the giant CANDLE was being etinguished in the rain and wind, so theu\y................

hurled a giant boulder at the pie god to make him go away. The rock hit him, and he fell to the ground-right on the candle. The badgers were now very angry and took it all out on the cats by destroying their flying machines and giving booboos! The cats cried and whailed and the abdgers laughed. But then Pumpkin...

starting laughing horrendously as he melted. The badgers gasped as they realized, almost as last revenge, the pie god was turning into pumpkin pie filling and smothering the candle even more. AND THEN- IT WENT OUT......

DUN- DUN- DAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

The badgers screamed in agony. But then Midnight told them that all was not lost and used a magic spell that destroyed the twolegplace and brought back the old forest territories once more. She then announced that if they took the fourtrees, glued them together, put them on the highstones and light them on fire they might still have a chance to call the rest of their brethren. They then went about ripping the fourtrees, but the cats....

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became furious because they did not want to lose Fourtrees again. So they made a really big catapult (ha ha get it?) and prepared to fling a giant banana on the badgers. They planned the banana would squish all the badgers. But then......

Pine the Necromancer and Warlock came over and ate the giant banana CAUSE HE LOVES BANANAS! He then demanded that the cats feed him bananas and become his eternal slaves. The cats then came up with a master plan. They fed Pine tons of bananas which they had bought from the local Stop & Shop. Pine became so fat from the bananas that he looked like a fluffy boulder! After eating all the bananas he was very sleeping, so the cats made him sleep in a comfy bedroom they had made. He then fell asleep. Then, one he was asleep the cats took away the bedroom's disguise to reveal that it was the catapult! They then released the giant Pine and it crushed Midnight as well as the rest of badgers as they were in the process of uprooting the Fourtrees. Then...

to the cats' horror, the snoring Pine leaned on one of the Fourtrees! Since the root had already been weakened by the badgers, the great tree started bending over. When it broke, it would not only topple the other trees but roll Pine into the river! Frantic, the cats decided to......

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(yes I will! Go lucario!)

push Pine off the tree and roll him into the river! But he was too fat! But then Midnight pushed the tree off herself and the rest of the badgers. She was not dead! Yet. She easily lifted Pine off the tree and carried him away. The cats were very confused, but thankful (gobble gobble turkey!) But then Midnight carried Pine up to the Highstones and lit him on fire! He bursted into flames and was a large beacon to all the badgers of the world! Soon all the badgers of the world had arrived. The cats decided to...


CONTINUE! YES! OKAY! YEAH! YAY! YAYA! YAYA? I DON'T KNOW!

...use their old crying skills and put out Pine! So they did and then.....

they found it, it was too late! All the badgers in the world had gathered to the old forest. Midnight declared war against the cats and the war began. The cats made their base at Fourtrees, while the badgers made theirs at the Highstones. The medicine cats despaired because they could not get messages from Starclan about the war. So, under the order of Leafpool High Medicine Cat, they...

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built a huge telescope using the magnification of thousands of beetle wings, fly eyes, and water droplets! It was very fragile but using it they could see StarClan! StarClan wrote messages in the sky with stars. THe cats read "Go To the Moonrock and find" but then the telescope burst into flames from the pyromanic badgers chucking fireballs with a catapult! The cats despaired, but Drexellstar sent Brightheart and Cloudtail to investigate the Moonrock. Then.....

Brightheart and Cloudtail began to head to the Moonstone, but along the way Brightheart got captured by the badgers! Cloudtail was able to escape and went to the Moonstone. There he found Fallen Leaves who had moved from the tunnels to the Monstone since the lake had been flooded. He was the one that was making all those messages in the stars since Starclan was was busy shopping. He told Cloudtail that the only way the cats would be able to beat the badgers was to reunite all the Warrior cat clans together. Clpudtail was then just about to leave, but before he could tell Drexellstar the entire mountain blew up, because the badgers had been experimenting with explosives (not smart...or safe........or legal) Cloudtail died. Fallen Leaves decided it was up to him to save the clans so he used his power to reincarnate himself.

At that moment, in the captivaty of the badgers, Brightheart had a kit. She named him Fallenkit. Little did she know that he was actually Fallen Leave's reincarnation! Fallenkit had retained all of his memories from his past life and was prepared to go out into the world to unite the cats together! So he...

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sneaked into the cavern where all the badgers kept the explosives. There was one left, but as Fallenkit prepared to drag it back to the cats lines and use it to eliminate the badgers once and for all, he was confronted by Midnight's top lieutenant, Basher. Fallenkit prepared to fight Basher, but forgot he was a kit, and almost got captured until Dovewing, actually Dove's Wing incarnated, saved him. Together, they brought the explosive to the cats. THen, they realized they forgot about Brightheart, because Fallenkit had all of Fallen Leaves's memories and forgot Brightheart was his mother. So.....

Brightheart got so angry and sad and neglected she awakened her dormant magical powers and was transformed into a badger kitten hybrid! Midnight then adopted her as he child, and Brightheart (or as she liked to be called now, Akarui) became a general of the badger armies. In revenge, she led the badgers in an invasion against Fourtrees. Using her magical powers, she transformed the Fourtrees into vicious treelings (half tree, half human) that attacked the cats. The cat armies retreated deep into the former Thunderclan forests. The badgers claimed the former Fourtrees spot as theirs!

Meanwhile, Fallenkit had been able to escape....and with the explosives! He headed to Barley, whom he hoped would be able to help. But when he got there he found....

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That there was a sign on the barn door saying, "Out for lunch. In the place where the sun sinks everyday, fishing. -Barley and Ravenpaw." So Fallenkit had no choice but to travel to the sea with Dovewing.

Meanwhile, Cloudtail vowed to get his Brightheart beack, even if she had become a hybrid. So he..

began to sing random love songs. But Akarui would not still love him, for the simple fact was that he is dead. He moaned in agony when he found out the horrible truth and left to go on a shopping spree with the rest of Starclan.

Meanwhile, Dove's Wing had left to go back to the cats to help out and wished Fallenkit the best of luck. Fallenkit then got hit by a monster because he forgot to look both ways when he was crossing the thunderpath. With his leg broken, he crawled over to a barn, thinking that he failed his quest. But then he was saved by giant rats that had taken over the barn and were living in it. They were friendly, luckily and fed him a magical apple pie and he his broken leg was healed! He spent some more time at the rats home but then discovered there horrible secret, which was...

they had to sacrifice a living being to their magic god every moon! Regrettably, the giant rats tied Fallenkit to rock to begin their secret ceremony, but then Barley and Ravenpaw burst open the door with a giant shark. It turned out the only thing that would furfill the magic god eternally was giant shark. So they sacrifice the shark and in gratitude, the rats' magic god, who turned out to be the Apple Pi God, brother to the Pumpkin Pie God, promised not to demand any more sacrifices and to help the cat's side. He then returned all the sacrifices that had been made to him, because he used them as a threat until he got the shark. THe Apple Pi God went back to his Floating Pi Shrine, and told the cats and rats to say "Open, o gates of Pi, I bring sushi," when they needed his assisance. He closed his door and made delishous sushi, his life dream.

Down back on Earth, the cats and rats celebrated for a bit. After the party, Fallenkit started the journey back to the Clans, now with Barley adn Ravenpaw at his side, long with a few giant rat friends. Just as Fallenkit had been told, Barley was a ballistics expert, and had high hopes that he would be able to help the cats and th bomb. Suddenly, as they crossed the border from WindClan into ThunderClan,.......

Fallenkit had horrible stomach pains! He moaned in agony before he collapsed, unconscious. Barley, an expert in magical phenomenon discovered that the magical apple pie Fallenkit ate contained a piece of one of the last living pie gods, Apple, sister to Pumpkin and Apple Pi. She had been wounded in the battle with Starclan and in order to save herself, split her soul into seven pieces. The pieces took the form of magical apples that could heal anything! The rats had found a piece of her soul and used it to make the pie Fallenkit ate. So now, Fallenkit contains a piece of Apple and gained a little bit of her mystical pie powers. Fallenkit then began talking in a high pitched little girl voice, which was Apple. She/He slashed and killed the rats and then said that Apple Pi had abandoned the other pie gods by fleeing the battle with Starclan. She also revealed that he had stolen her name of Apple and that his name was just Pi. After that, Apple fainted and Fallenkit got up and walked away to Riverclan's territory, like nothing had happened.


Meanwhile, the cat armies had built a huge city, hidden in the trees. Drexellstar was gaining strength and waiting. He was also training his new children, Lilykit and Seedkit to be vicious murderers so they could be used to kill Ravenpaw who was actually Firestar's evil clone, disguised. When the group (Barley, Ravenpaw/Firestar's clone, Fallenkit) was spotted in Windclan territory, Drexellstar released them to kill Ravenpaw/Firestar's evil clone. They raced out of the forest, but when they got to the group of cats......


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Ravenpw/Firestar's clone held his claw against Barley's throat as a hostage. He yelled not to get any closer of he would kill Barley. The cats were torn, becayse they needed Barley and his knowledge to work the bomb and defeat the rats. The cats surendered and Ravenpaw/Firestar's clone started explaining the terms of the exchnge, which were........

to find and give him the pieces of Apple, so he could sell them to the armies of cats and badgers for a hefty price! He then gave them 70 hours to get the pieces or else Barely went Bye-Bye. He then took off his diguise and flew away to the twolegplace, which had all been teared down to build his mansion and his fields of illegal drugs which he sold. He made the twolegs work on the fields like slaves and serve his every wish. He was worshipped as their godly lord. He then placed Barely in a small box, and since Barely was claustrophobic he passed out.

Fallenkit, Lilykit, and Seedkit had no other choice and quickly hurried the Skyclan Empire, where they would be able to find the Map of Pieces, which would show them where to find the Pieces of Apple. The quest had begun.....and the 1st Hour had started.....
But when they got there....

...they realized that there was no SkyClan Empire! So they panicked, and then suddenly...

.....Another one of the pie gods, Blueberry Pie, flew out of the sky. He told them one hint:"SkyClan's empire is not what it is, but what it once was. The pieces of Apple are where apples should be, not where they should be. The map of Apple is where many of his kin are sold, not where they are not. Bye~ebi!" and the pie god flew off again. So, now that the cats were slightly more enlightened, they set off for SkyClan's Old Empire, which was in.......

above the gorge, where the twolegplace had been. They marveled at the roman buildings and the temples that floated on giant flying breath mints. They met with The Star's Leaf, Grand High Empress of the Clan of the Skies Empire. She told them....

Meanwhile, the badger armies and High General Midnight were growing antsy for battles, and for victory, ever since the cat armies had fled into the forest. They decided to burn down the forest to destroy them! They began tearing apart Barely's former barn in order to use it to help start the fire. But then they realized...

Meanwhile, the cat armies were safe and sound in the Thundertree City where they had begun to pratice and train so that when the time was rite, they could return back to fight. But Drexellstar was worried, since his kits had not returned yet and the badgers has started to tear down Barely's barn! He order the cat armies to...

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"Welcome! Congratulations on finding us. Now, you must become warriors! No excuses!" Then she called the clan together. The kits gaped at the clan's members. There must have been at least a million cats! Meanwhile The Star's Leaf climbed up a few floating breath mints to a piece of cotton and announced, "Great LeafStarClan, look down on these three kits and speed time up.... NOW!" There was a great bang, and the three kits immediately became warriors. "And now... Fallenkit, Lilykit, and Seedkit, do you promise to uphold the time code of sky and serve SkyClan's empire faithfully for all eternity?" Fallenkit, Lilykit, and Seedkit's eyes widened. "All eternity?" Lilykit squeaked. "Oh yes, you will become immortal if you agree. All Skyclan cats are. That's how we have so many numbers. And we each have magical powers. There are the common powers, like flying, running fast, and expanding our empires, and there are unique ones. Everyone has a unique power." Mewed a white tom. The "kit's" eyes widened again. "We do!" They chocked out. "Then by the magic power of LeafStarClan, I give you your warrior names. Fallenkit, you will now be known as Fallenspirit," Fallenspirit bounded up to her new leader. "Your unique power is to be able to sense spirits! Lilykit, you shall be known as Lilyshadow. Your unique power is to be able to hide in all dark places! Lilyshadow bounded up next to Fallenspirit. Seedkit, you are now Seedscatter. You can be in many places at once!" The Star's Leaf announced. "I can what?" Seedscatter hissed. "Now, as the newest members of our clans, what do you want?" The Star's Leaf asked. "Come with us to do battle!" Fallenspirit yowled out. To her surprise, SkyClan agreed. To the new warrior's surprise, the whole of Skyclan's territory were moving with them.

That they had no fire! So they searched and searched, and gave up, and decided to march to the cats, and....

Attack the badgers! But suddenly, SkyClan and their empire arrived with the new warriors! But then suddenly again....

CONTINUE PLEASE?

Firestar's evil clone arrived on the scene with his army of enslaved twolegs! He was determined to destroy the cats and the badgers so he could conquer the entire forest territory and convert it into a illegal drug farm, where he could make millions of dollars! The twolegs then set fire to the forest where the cats were in, bombed the badgers and the remains of the highstones (which seemed to be more lowstones now) and attacked Skyclan's Moving Empire with their guns. In order to save the cats, Star's Leaf cried out "HOOJABUB!" and suddenly the cats had been transported to a land made out of pie! She explained to the cats that her power was to teleport to the Land of Pie, where the pie gods lived. Unfortunatlety, her power did not involve transporting them out of the Land of Pie, and no one in Skyclan had the power to transport them out. The cats decided to....

Meanwhile, the badgers, who had been left in the Mortal Realm had to bear the brunt of the attacks. They were bombed, shot at and put on fire! They retreated to the farm where the giant rats lived. The badgers and the giants made a deal, which was....

CONTINUE?

.....explore the Land of Pie to find a way out. It was the most beautiful, but most bizarre place even the cats who lived on a breath mint had ever seen. The ground seemed to be a layer of crumbs and metal pie tins. The plants were huge rainbow trees that grew huge assorted fruits, such as gigantic grapes or mince. Instead of water, the "rivers" were filled with syrupy milk. Whole mountainus formations were piles of refuse crumbs and crusts, and the sky was a light pink and orange color. The cats were looking around when a Pie God loomed up and grumbled, "..............

........to temporarily team up to defeat the twolegs/the evil clone of firestar. They fused into badger-giant rat creachers, or rat-badgers, gaining the best of each animal, to defeat the army. Also, they made a similar pact with some salamanders whose food source, the FireFlower, was being destroyed to make room for the illegal drug farm. The rat-badgers further fused with the salamdners to become giant salama-rat-badgers who could breath fire, were immune to it, were giants, could sneak around quietly and fit in small place (whcih makes no sense at all actually) and had the brute strength and cunning of a badger. Now, they would definitely defeat Barley. With a triumphant roar, the giant salama-rat-badgers attacked......

OOC- Barley. Not B arely

"It is I the Apple Pi God! Why have you come to this sacred place, intruders?"
But then, Fallenspirit transformed into Apple and yelled at Apple Pi "Why have you, my dear brother, stolen my name? You are really just the Pi God!"
"Why you....I challenge thee to a duel to thy deaths!" shouted Pi God, as he grabbed a hammer made of moving numbers of pi.
"So be it!" shouted Apple as she grabbed a bow made of pie crust. She then grabbed apple arrows, but they really exploding apple arrows.
The cats all gathered around as the two got ready to fight, eating all sorts of pie but then Blueberry Pie came and said ".....

Firestar's evil clone demanded Barely give him an answer how to defeat the salma-rat-badgers, since Barley was also an expert on magical creatures, especially hybrids. Barley told him the only problem with the salma-rat-badgers were that they had a weakness to sweets. An water. So, knowing this, Firestar's clone bought Dairy Queen, melted all of their ice cream and made of huge river of melted ice cream around his illegal drug farm. Seeing the sweets, the salma-rat-badgers lept in, but they began to melt. But then...

OOC-Hahaha. I kept on writing salama-badger-rats. LOL

OOC: it's the grain.

ic: "Kyah! My garden will get trampled!" Blueberry Pie God (or BB for short) ran in between Fallenspirit/Apple and the Pi God. "Hey, if you two are going to fight, do it somewhere else! NOT IN MY HOUSE!" He pushed a very confused Pi God and Fallenspirit/Apple out of his property. Unfortunately, his property was bordered by one of those milky rivers. The two former combatants plummeted into the river gorge, but Pi used a string of 2 thousand numbers of Pi to grappled onto a giant rainbow tree branch. He cackled in glee as Fallenspirit/Apple still fell into the river, until she finally.....................

A few of the salama-rat-badgers began to mutate further! Their genes were so frayed by the constant splicing that they had become unstable. So, five of the salama-rat-badgers grew even larger until they rivaled the height of the twolegs. Until someone realized the salama-rat-badgers had become, not elder or warrior, but more like apprentice-aged twolegs! (So, Salamander +rat+badger+ice cream=human? ) They all had special powers; the leader was normal, but he had above average reflexes and used a silver staff or rod to fight; the two females could fly, one shooting green rays of light out of her hands and eyes, the second able to use a dark force to control objects; one, he was half robot from accidentally fusing with some of the machinery in the illegal drug farm; and the last's genes were still unstable, and could shape-shift to any animal of the genes he fused with. (If you do the math, right now he can go human, salamander, rat, badger, etc.) Together, they could defeat any villain that stood in their way!

OOC: sound familiar anyone?

OOC-Yeah I knows. What is the familiar thing? Should I know what it is?

IC-decided to do something very strange. Seeing this as an oppurtunity, Apple whipped her bow and fire her exploding apple arrows, all of them, right at Pi! There was a huge explosion, and when the dust cleared, the cast leaning over the gorge of the river saw.....

The children names were: Ocean, Jay, Runa, Eagle and Ice. Ocean was the one that could shapeshift. Eagle was the one that could fly and use dark powers to control objects. Ice was the one that had above average reflexes. Runa was the one that could fly and shoot green rays. Finally, Jay was the one that was half machine, half whatever the rest of him is. Ice was the leader, Runa was second in charge, Eagle was the smart planner, Jay was the strongest one and Ocean was the sneakiest and bravest one. Together they would destroy Firestar's evil clone! But first.......

OOC-Even though I don't know who they are, I took the liberty of naming them. I hope you will agree