Random Chain Reaction Story-DO NOT MESS IT UP! (Real Warriors)

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Okay when my failed one before became Forestclan so let us not mess it up! It is a story where one person writes one random thing about whatever the last perosn wrote about. Example: Lionblaze was hunting by Shadowclan when he...
Heard a strange noise and died.
See^^^^^^ That si whats I meant

Lionblaze was walking by the Shadowclan border when all of a sudden he....

You continue!^ Make it funny and random about him and they become lots of fun! Anyone can particpate! End it in ......

...got bored of watching the cats dance. They provoked the land shark to stop attacking the bush, but he still....

continued to attack the land shark. Monkclan even more annoyed so they decided to send their Firestar clone to kill Strangeclan and Fearsomeclan but he then killed Blackstar who was the leader of Monkclan and said he was waiting for this moment where he would be able to rebel against Monkclan. He then took control of the flying fortress and piloted it to the resort where Strangeclan and Fearsomeclan were partying, intending to destroy Monkclan, Strangeclan and Fearsome as well as himself once and for all! But....


OOC-Um Fearsomeclan is the cloned Thunderclan cats. You even said it a few posts back. So there are three clans Monk, Strange and Fearsome. Oh and Strange are serpent, dove cat things but some are just serpents. LOL

No! Jay I think started calling StrangeClan FearsomeClan because they killed the land shark or something, so I mentioned it because everyone was thinking it was two different clans. Get it right!

.....Brambleclaw jumped into the flying fortress and attacked Firestar. "Just die already so I can become leader!" Brambleclaw screamed. Then....

OOC-Okay sorry.

IC-the flying fortress crashed into the resort and killed Brambleclaw. Monkclan was thrown away by the force of the impact. The resort and the flying fortress were now a huge burning mess of past dreams. Fearsomeclan decided to....

....cry a river in their loss. But, their tears only flooded the bay and caused the water to rush down the hills to make a huge salty waterfall! Then....

Midnight the badger came and started yelling at fearsokmeclan because they flooded her house with their waterfall of tears. But meanwhile, the Tribe of Rushing water got jealous of Fersomeclan's waterfall. They changed their name to Tribe of Rushing Tears, and cried an even bigger waterfall. Then fearsomeclan...

Got all dehydrated from crying out all those tears. They drank the tribe of Rushing Tears waterfall, but the salt only made them thirstier. They drained the bay and waterfall, but both were salt water. Finally, Leafpool...

became crazy from the dehydration. Her mouth was foaming and she had a crazed look in her eyes. She began ranting about a type of tree called soda trees. Fearsomeclan tried to help but she then.....

went insane. She started diffing a huge valley with her claws to get to the water underneath and the "soda trees". Crowfeather mewed, "My mate, you know soda onl makes you more dyhydrated?' but she ignored him. Then....

trees began coming up out of the ground all over the place! On the trees were bottles of soda. Leafpool ran over to one and grabbed a bottle of soda and drank greedily. But then the trees...

...dumped a barrel of soda on Leafpool! So Leafpol hissed and almost died. When suddenly Crowfeather...

turned into a crow feather. Leafpool gasped but then started to gargle what she was trying to say as she shrunk down into a pool of leaves. The soda trees uprooted themselves from the ground and surrounded Fearsomeclan. Spiderleg cried out "Who is doing this?" and Sorretail asked "What is happening?" Suddenly....

Spiderleg became a spider leg and Sorreltail became a sorrel tail. The rest of FearsomeClan became like that, too! When suddenly they heard a loud cackle, saying "We're here to save you!" They all looked up and saw...
ooc: Pokemon in here?

Monkclan! They riding in flying boats with cannons. They then explained that the soda trees are really just the twoleg spirts that died when the lake and the ocean flooded. Monkclan loosed their cannons and began destroying the soda trees. After the trees had scattered Monkclan landed and the two clan celebrated by becoming Toughclan! Suddenly there was an evil cackle that said "No my soda trees!" and out came the mastermind of the soda trees.....

...Hollyleaf! She shrieked and promptly began destroying every one with her clan, HolyClan! But...

then Toughclan saw something strange. They saw these gigantic cruise ships coming. They landed on the bay and out came Riverclan! They explained that once they left the lake they journeyed to a mysterious land called Japan. They explained that once there they learned martial arts, haikous, and the proper way to plant cherry blossom trees. Now they have returned. But instead of helping Toughclan they.....

...hopped back onto their cruise ship and sailed away. ToughClan scream with fury and began fighting with HolyClan when suddenly Hollyleaf...

changed into a giant cat monster made out of leaves! The Holyclan cats took this a sign and merged with the soda trees and became evil cat tree monsters! Toughclan had no choice but to retreat and left their bay and began journeying to the mountains to seek refuge with the Tribe of Rushing Tears. During the journey though....

the leader, TralalaStar, stepped on something and they where all dumped into the great Barrier Reef! They swam around, and became sharks, and were going to seek revenge on HolyClan when...

they were attacked by poisonous startsfishs! Toughclan then transformed into giant cat+eagle+serpent+doves! They flew away from the dangerous reef.

Meanwhile the Tribe of the Rushing Tears had stopped crying their waterfall of tears. The water had flooded their mountains and now that the water was gone, it had made the mountains all pretty with trees, grass, flowers, etc. They then changed their name to The Tribe of the Holy Tears and began doing rituals about crying.

Meanwhile Holyclan found the Tribe of the Holy Tears perfoming one of their rituals of crying. They tried to attack them but suddenly Toughclan burst through the ground and started to attack Holyclan. The Tribe of the Holy Tears......

...became split up and half helped ToughClan and half helped HolyClan! They cried and they cried and the field was soon flooded....

so then the field collapsed and they fell back into the Great Barrier Reef! Toughclan then morphed into giant cat + serpent + eagle + dove + shark mutants! Holyclan then began sucking up the water into their roots and leaves and became even larger! Toughc;an began an vicious assualt on Holyclan.

Meanwhile the Tribe of the Holy Tears stood in the dried up reef and watched as everything in the reef began to die. They were so sad so they began to cry to heal the reef. But their tears were just absorbed by Holyclan who grew even larger! The Tribe of the Holy Tears decided to....

.. eat the bark off of HolyClan to get their holy tears back! But,....

Holyclan got angry and attacked the Tribe of Holy Tears. The part of the tribe that was helping Holyclan became the Tribe of Holy Trees and helped direct the attacks of the trees and fight off intruders. Suddenly the poisonous starfsih began to group together and made a giant poisonous starfish monster! The monster then......

started shooting poison out of it huge five star points! It was angry because the cats and trees were crushing its natural habitat. THen HolyClan....

became giant posionous trees! Unfortunatly though, the Tribe of the Holy Trees died from the poison. The poison got so strong actually that it began destroying the trees and Holyclan! Hollystar, leader of Holyclan used her power of wind and made Holyclan and herself fly out of the reef leaving Toughclan and the Tribe of the Rushing Tears to battle it on with the monster. The cats decided to....

use some of the dead trees as a big shield to block the poison. Then, they would attack the starfish between its poison shooting spikes. But, they forgot it was actually a milllion little ones. So,....

they all got sick with poison! Then The Raven said "In order to save the clan, one must seek my other daughter, who is like a lamb." The cats scrambled to find the meaning of the prophecy and to find The Ravens other daughter. She was.....

...Dovewing! She suddenly appeared and saved everyone but...

while carrying everyone up out of the hole she got poison on her wing. She then dropped to the ground as she slowly died. The Raven gasped and called upon the help of his younger, female clone-Raven! She used her demon like powers and destroyed the giant monster with ease. She then used her powers along with The Raven and healed Dovewing who then became known as Gentle Dove, a great white cat bird with wings! After that the cats all left and Raven destroyed the Reef so it would never cause anymore trouble. Once on top they found out that Holyclan....

ooc: dude... idon't think Dovewing actuallly has wings....

ic: ...had taken over all of their territories while they were gone! So,...

CONTINUE?

OOC-Oops I meant to put that she became a giant dove. Oh well.

IC-The Tribe of the Holy Tears and Toughclan became........Godlyclan! Their leader was The Raven and thier deputy was Gentle Dove. They find out that Holyclan had taken Bellastar, The Ravens older daughter who is in a werid coma, hostage. He then declared that they go save her! But Gentle Dove disagreed as she thought it was pointless to save someone who is in an endless sleep. Because of this The Raven slaped her which then sparked....

a sissy fight! The Raven and gentle dove hissed and batted paws at each other. The other cats watching rolled their eyes and just decided to....

go save Bellastar to end the feud. But first they would need to break into Holyclans base, Holy Wood. Holy Wood was a gaint twoleg place that is now covered in roots that draw on energy that makes Holyclan stronger. Godlyclan decided to send.......

Mistystar and Willowshine to break the roots and stop the power from flowing to Holy Wood. Then the rest of GodlyClan would attack. But,....

Mistystar and Willowshine were with the rest of Riverclan in Rome. So instead they sent Thornclaw and Brightheart to cut the roots. Unfortunatly......

thornclaw started flirting with Brightheart, so Cloudpelt ccame and beat him up. By then they had been spotted by HolyClan guards, who..

then used their roots to strangle them. Godlyclan had no choice but to......

Send in their secret weapon: Birchfall. Birchfall was so arrogant the HolyClan cats had to let the other cats go. Then...

Ooc: WAIT WAIT OCEANSTORM DID YOU MODEL THE RAVEN OFF OF RAVEN FROM THE TEEN TITANS?!?!? BECAUSE YOUSid demon like powers!! Thank you so much.

One of the Holyclan cats accidently hit the self destruct button in the control room of Holy Wood. The cats all screamed in terror as a huge timer came up and showed they only had five seconds left!! They couldn't make it out in time!!
5... Godlyclan ran around in panic.
4... Bellastar remained in her coma.
3... Holyclan ran into the walls of roots.
2... Brightheart ran into a wall and fell unconicous.
1... Suddenly The raven popped out ofthe ground in a swirl of dark energy (she had teleported). She had changed her name to not include the, so now she was just raven. She sent of a wave of magic that engulfed and all the other cats in a black shield and teleported everyone to Rome. The riverclan cats saw them arrive and...

OOC-First off Ice The Raven is a boy and was formerly Ravenpaw. Second there is already a Raven who is actually The Ravens younger female clone (based off Raven from Teen Titans) so whatever!

IC-yelled at them or ruining their haikou class! Riverclan (whos name had been changed to Haikouclan) attacked Godlyclan. The two started to fight each other. Haikou mostly made insulting haikous to Godlyclan while Godlyclan began pushing Haikouclan deeper into the city. Haikou then decided to attack and soon the war was over. Once Haikouclan had decided to attack it was then over in Five second making the entire war a total of 5 minutes making it the shortest war ever. Haikouclan had used their super awesome ninja moves that had diabled all the Godlyclan cats so they couldn't move or fight. After that Haikouclan threw half of them into the Colisuem to see them fight against animals while the other half were forced into Haikouclan where they began to leanr the way of Haikou.

Meanwhile....
in the Coliseum Haikouclan watched as the first animals-a pack of wild, hungry badgers were brought out to fight Godlyclan. Godlyclan........

..raven got all angry at HaikuClan. She first sent dark magic pulses to leviatate the angry badgers to HaikuClan's level, forcing them to fight. GodlyCLan cheered and decided to rename themselves RavenMagicClan...

but then Midnight came out of the animal cages. She told Ravenmagicclan that she was the Queen of the Badgers. She said that she was sick of the cats always coming to ask for her help and how she always had to save them. Well not anymore! As Queen of the Badgers the cats would become their slaves and Badgers would rule!
Suddenly all over Rome badgers began appearing and attacking Haikouclan and Ravenmagicclan. Haikouclan was shcoked because not even their super ninja skills could save them.
Ravenmagicclan was terrified because whenever The Raven, Raven or Gentle Dove tried to use magic it just would not work.
It was then revealed that......

The queen of all badgers was using seki seki rock to prevent the use of spiritual energy, which teh magic was. The cats panicked and started to sing songs but one brave cat, ......

named Hazeltail began to sing a Japenese song which the badgers were addicted to! Even Midnight started humming along. During this time Haikouclan caputure all the badgers and threw them into cages. Ravenmagicclan then destroyed all the seki seki rock by using magical cannons (which were conviently being sold at the local Home Depot) and peace was restored to Rome. But Midnight.....

had gotten some ears plugs and, during all that time, had grabbed Hazeltail! FOr the rest of the cats, it was all right because all the dangerous stuff was destroyed/controlled. But Hazeltail happened to be the daughter of....

Aizen! She revealed that she was his cat daughter and possesed his great powers! Midnight was her aunt on her mothers side. Midnight then stole Hazeltail (whos real name was Hashibami) to London! There Midnight began frocing Hasibami to use her powers for evil! She made all of London become their slaves, made the royal family of England fall into an enchanted sleep o' death, and released the baders from the prisons! Ravenmagicclan decided to.....

employ Squad 10 into helping them defeat the zombie-afied London, Aizen, and Midnight plus her army of badgers. So Toshiro...

used his bankai and killed all the zombies in London. Meanwhile Rangiku used her Shiktai and eradicted most of the badgers who were attacking the clans. Haikouclan started to worship as a goddess and began writing hiakous, stories and other writining stuff about her and began making pictures and statues of her. Rangiku began mooning over all of this attention and started ordering the cats around and changed the clans name to Rangikuclan as she became their leader!

Meanwhile in London Hachibami and Toshiro were having a violent showdown but it all ended when.........

Ichigo came and was like, "I could have ended this battle five hours ago with my bankai," but while he's saying that a badger snuck up commanded by Hachibami and grabbed Zangetsu. Ichigo spazzed and fainted while Orihime healed him. Toshiro, who took the surprise of Ichigo slapping Hachibami across the face when he was spazzing, finally slew her with his bankai.

Toshiro then came over and slew the badger who had taken zangetsu. Even after the zanpackto was returned Ichigo was still spazing out but that was okay because it was PARTY TIME! The celebrations ranged from Rome to London. After the party they would begin searching for a cure for the cursed royal family! Unfortunatley Midnight who had sneaked off to Bellastar had returned. This time she had a black rock, covered with poisonous water and emitted a dull gray glow and said "PROPERTY OF DARKCLAN" She used the rock and sealed the portal with the Seritei.....forever! The bleach people dissapeared. After that Midnight began to......

... Cry. The tribe of ____ (what are they called again?) got jealous because crying was their thing, so they had a cry-off. Haikuclan and Rangikuclan watched as Rome was flooded by everyones tears. Meanwhile, Raven...

sneaked off to fight Aizen. Hazeltail...

cried out "NO! Don't kill my dad! I mean I know he is a killer and all......but he's.......changed." she said. Suddenly Aizen appeared but he looked like a hippie and said "Yo what up me homies?" he asked. The cats all stared at him as Hachibami sighed in embarssement and wondered why he couldn't still be a killer.

But the cats of former Haikouclan were even more embarassed when they realized thy had been spelling haiku wrong. They decided to fire their editor for not catching that mistake, but one of the cats pointed out, their editor was Feathertail, but she died a really long time ago. BACK TO THE STORY. Raven read Aizen's mind an discovered that the hippie thing was just an act and the clothes were just an old Halloween costume. He was actually trying to kill them all!! So Raven decided to...

defeat him after eating some chicken nuggets! She did so and started to face off Aizen. But, it turned out only to be a hologram since all the Bleach people were sucked into that portal. Hazeltail, in denile,....

said "I miss my dada!" and started to cry. Suddenly London was flooded with the tears of Midnight, The Tribe of the Holy Tears and Hazel. The cats quickly returned back to Rome. During the trip, Midnight returned to the lake terriotories to destroy the cure that would wake up the English royal family. She also forced Hazel along with her. The Tribe of the Holy Tears got lost and went to Scandanvia where they began to learn to forget their crying habitats and become vikings! When the cats relaized this they decided to...

Become the Tribe of the Fierce Vikings. So they put on their Viking helmets and set off to find a cure for cancer. They built great laboritories and aqquired the knowledge of many sciences. They became a culutured society based around agriculuture and science. They named their great city Markovolv. Soon, they...

got bored and started plundering other clans. Haikuclan or Rangikuclan or whatever had gone to Rome and trained to be Spartans, and renamed themselves SpartanClan. They meet VikingClan for an epic showdown. Then....